今天是五四青年节，

每到此时，

总有人发问

“我到底还算青年吗”？

莫名其妙就会一大早醒过来

Somehow you will wake up early.

症状一

觉得自己快要被一堆密码淹没了！

Lots of passwords drive you crazy.

症状二

KTV热门点播排行榜的歌曲完全不会唱。

You cannot sing the songs in the Hot List of KTV. 

症状三

对于年轻朋友不让座这件事情会非常介意。

You really mind that youngsters don't offer seats to people in need. 

症状四

对于磁场不对的人，可以毫无牵挂的跟他说再见。

You could easily say goodbye to those people you're not compatible with.

症状五

越近的事情越容易忘记，越久以前的事情反而越是记得。

It's easy to forget something that has happened recently, but remember things that happened long time ago.

症状六

越来越不喜欢改变「已经习惯的习惯」。

You shut the door to any change on your habbits you've been used to.

症状七

很讨厌在外面过夜，因为要带好多东西。

You don't want to stay outside overnight because you have to take a lot of things with you.

症状八

懒的交新朋友的原因，是因为懒的从头交代自己的人生。

The reason that you don't want to make new friends is, that you're too lazy to tell others about your own life.

症状九

逐渐喜欢到传统市场买菜。

You like buying food from traditional markets.

症状十